The Ultimate Personality Test Spastic Weasel Media
ResultsThe Sucker
Personality Type: SUCKER Variant Temperament: Patsy Lucky Numbers: 7, 11, 21
You are a Sucker. You constantly lose money at the carnival and never win the damn teddy bear. You regard the National Enquirer as the paper of record and are always ready to engage in foolproof schemes to beat the system" and pull in thousands of dollars a month by stuffing envelopes, forwarding spam or helping Nigerian exiles to reclaim their family millions. You think every business plan revolves around a pyramid and espouse "doubling down" as your personal investment strategy. You suspect we laugh behind your back (we do), but take solace in the belief that someday your ship will come in and you'll have the last laugh (you won't).
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