The Ultimate Personality Test Spastic Weasel Media
ResultsThe Pervert
Personality Type: PERVERT Variant Temperament: Felon Lucky Numbers: Almost 18
3 to 5 with good behavior
You are a Pervert. You love the Internet and have learned Dutch and Japanese to enjoy it more completely. You bought a lap top so you could sit at the playground and still IM under your screen names -- "Uncle", "Daddy", "Coach" and sometimes -- when wearing your collar -- "Father". You enjoy ice cream and ponies and know all sorts of fun games. Normal people are disturbed by your creepy smile, whispery voice and trenchcoat chic style. You've only come this far into the test in search of illegal porn (sorry, there isn't any) and are now worried that we've forwarded your mental profile to the FBI (sorry, we have).
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